
Hey, wouldn’t it be crazy if the post office stopped delivering letters and instead delivered free money to my house? But I digress.

Between this and the Paper Mario hole punch boss, I really need to figure out a way to exploit my power to make exaggerated terrible ideas reality. You left the starting blocks and one of your shoes has already fallen off. In which case, oh dear oh dear oh dear, Amnesia: Rebirth. Not to mention a rather off-putting subtitle, but I remember saying at the time at least it didn’t go for some incredibly generic one-word sequel name, inevitably beginning with the letters RE. A Machine for Pigs was of course developed by the Chinese Room, and had all the gameplay of a supermarket conveyer belt covered in pork products.

And even longer since the last instalment by Frictional games. It’s been so long since the last Amnesia game I almost forgot it existed, ironically, lol.

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